Name: Dirty Uncle Roger
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Dirty Uncle Roger

from Teabaggin' by 555-Balls

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This is the story of Dirty Uncle Roger
8th grade he drank a forty, drunk
Sent to the principal, puking in the office
Ending in the hospital stomach getting pumped

This is the story of Dirty Uncle Roger
Went to the dealership to steal a little gas
Tried to hide in a ditch but he couldn't get away
Cops were stepping on his neck and whooping his ass

Oooooh, ahhhhhh, Dirty Uncle Roger

This is the story of Dirty Uncle Roger
Doing a little ice fishing out on the lake
Tells us all about a frustrated Luttinger Liquid
And the greasy shit that he gonna take

This is the story of Dirty Uncle Roger
Out in the bush he was hunting for a moose
Then he shot it dead and while chopping off the antler
MIssed and hit an eye and his mouth caught the juice

Oooooh, ahhhhhh, Dirty Uncle Roger

This is the story of Dirty Uncle Roger
Drinking in the hot tub & skeezin on some ho's
Talkin' smack to the po-po and so they brought him in
And he's sitting there in county not wearing any clothes

This is the story of Dirty Uncle Roger
Spent all his grant money working on a JOM
Worked his red rocket but the thing blew a sprocket
So he lost his position but at least he got a song

Oooooh, ahhhhhh, Dirty Uncle Roger