Name: Poor Lori Anne
Duration: P00H03M43S
Description: Have you married a physicists? Have you thought about it? Before you do, listen to this song...

Poor Lori Anne

from Teabaggin' by 555-Balls

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Have you married a physicists? Have you thought about it? Before you do, listen to this song...

lyrics

she was stolen from her life at the age of 19
had to illegal immigrate to canon green
forced to sell booze on the golf course scene
poor lori anne

She had to drive 40 hours to register the truck
of a down-on-his-luck dirty physicist schmuck
when all he could afford was 2-buck chuck
poor lori anne

when you look at it now I guess it ain't a good plan
when a woman makes her bed with a physicist man
now she's takin' 'bout as much as she can stand
poor lori anne

to follow her man you gotta call her brave
cuz she would work without a green card like a slave
she would nanny just to make enough so he could shave
poor lori anne

when she finally tied the knot she got big scare
when a bunch grown men holding hands, asses bare
went prancing past her grandma with nary a care
poor lori anne

take it away boys...

she got a benzyl drawn by a hobo brewster
wake up every morning to roger's red rooster
i bet she's hoping someone come along and shoots her
poor lori anne

I'd guess it's more than any mere human can take
when you're trapped in a waterloo melko state
she gotta put on a face cuz every orgasm's fake for
poor lori anne

when you look at it now I guess it ain't a good plan
when a woman makes her bed with a physicist man
now she's takin' 'bout as much as she can stand
poor lori anne

welllll, she got the luttinger liquid slipped into her booze
frustrated lattice dirty physicist goob
illegal immigrate to tennessee from waterloo blues